








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 410 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3147 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,015 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2268 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1003 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1819 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 925 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $811,256 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 390 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K... | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | AzU | 56% | 32 |
| #3 | MOFO | 49% | 55 |
| #4 | leo | 47% | 17 |
| #5 | Goldrosso | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | AzU | 56% | 32 |
| #3 | MOFO | 49% | 55 |
| #4 | leo | 47% | 17 |
| #5 | Goldrosso | 45% | 22 |
| #6 | Dark*tA*mEre* | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leo | 2 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | K... | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | AzU | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Dark*tA*mEre* | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MOFO | 181 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | K... | 99 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | leo | 67 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | Dark*tA*mEre* | 46 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | AzU | 24 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tappz | +1.88 | 78 | 57 |
| #2 | leo | +1.26 | 71 | 48 |
| #3 | K... | +1.04 | 73 | 57 |
| #4 | MOFO | +0.16 | 44 | 67 |
| #5 | AzU | -0.51 | 69 | 57 |





