








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1048 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 120 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4596 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,382 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7846 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6019 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6093 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4424 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,392,619 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jase | 65% | 131 |
| #2 | fraz | 61% | 31 |
| #3 | Soul | 61% | 99 |
| #4 | Boostey | 58% | 262 |
| #5 | ShiG[J] | 57% | 500 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | kevf | 53% | 120 |
| #10 | Bios | 52% | 56 |
| #11 | reddy | 51% | 51 |
| #12 | de_wally | 51% | 108 |
| #13 | insje | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShiG[J] | 17 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | kees | 16 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Boostey | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | M i n c h e r z | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | de_wally | 4 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kees | 1285 | 0.14 | 35 min |
| #2 | Jase | 738 | 0.27 | 20 min |
| #3 | ShiG[J] | 445 | 0.04 | 12 min |
| #4 | Boostey | 366 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #5 | Soul | 216 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jase | +4.97 | 89 | 83 |
| #2 | ShiG[J] | +1.26 | 73 | 74 |
| #3 | arf | +1.06 | 68 | 75 |
| #4 | Boostey | +0.32 | 78 | 54 |
| #5 | kees | -0.44 | 76 | 61 |





