








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 849 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 555 matches | ||
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 103 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6315 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,527 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5467 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5932 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6869 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 7259 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,756,925 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 225 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rayne_- | 59% | 207 |
| #2 | Zenux | 59% | 71 |
| #3 | stevor onefourseven | 59% | 164 |
| #4 | angel.th :o* ♫ ✩ | 59% | 70 |
| #5 | panas | 54% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | riAlicious | 49% | 213 |
| #13 | FoX | 46% | 149 |
| #14 | Josh | 44% | 54 |
| #15 | MANTO | 43% | 241 |
| #16 | h4PpY | 40% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | riAlicious | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | MANTO | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | stevor onefourseven | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | miThras | 3 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | FoX | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rayne_- | 1666 | 0.37 | 54 min |
| #2 | miThras | 1653 | 0.19 | 51 min |
| #3 | Yoshi | 1055 | 0.14 | 28 min |
| #4 | MANTO | 626 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #5 | riAlicious | 591 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rayne_- | +4.19 | 86 | 89 |
| #2 | miThras | +2.69 | 67 | 82 |
| #3 | ✪Iredarknlioness • | +1.07 | 64 | 57 |
| #4 | h4PpY | +1.02 | 70 | 66 |
| #5 | Zenux | +0.98 | 76 | 66 |





