








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1348 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 548 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 122 matches | ||
| Faceit | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 93 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7904 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 75,269 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 26112 | 35% |
| Smokes | 18475 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 15650 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 15032 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $813,354 of utility $34 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2083 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sam | 60% | 165 |
| #2 | Azzy | 58% | 422 |
| #3 | Fxr | 55% | 482 |
| #4 | Ba1ter | 53% | 103 |
| #5 | KingBoomer | 50% | 223 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Azzy | 58% | 422 |
| #3 | Fxr | 55% | 482 |
| #4 | Ba1ter | 53% | 103 |
| #5 | KingBoomer | 50% | 223 |
| #6 | Legolasse | 50% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azzy | 27 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Fxr | 16 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | KingBoomer | 11 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Legolasse | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Sam | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azzy | 1714 | 0.20 | 46 min |
| #2 | Fxr | 1151 | 0.12 | 29 min |
| #3 | KingBoomer | 540 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #4 | Sam | 343 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | Ba1ter | 236 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azzy | +3.57 | 78 | 65 |
| #2 | Fxr | +1.98 | 75 | 61 |
| #3 | KingBoomer | +1.75 | 73 | 67 |
| #4 | Ba1ter | +0.26 | 72 | 69 |
| #5 | Sam | -0.69 | 66 | 66 |





