








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 554 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 529 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4360 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,513 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1441 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1794 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4240 | 50% |
| Molotovs | 1038 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,549,299 of utility $276 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 210 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antti 𝕾𝕺 | 227 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | ㄒoma卄awk Vandalize | 153 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | Fenrir | 97 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | wiredjr | 96 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #5 | Fatty_Clown | 76 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fenrir | +2.00 | 64 | 71 |
| #2 | Antti 𝕾𝕺 | +1.67 | 34 | 69 |
| #3 | ㄒoma卄awk Vandalize | +0.38 | 34 | 73 |
| #4 | [Ketsuppi pöydällä] Piiska | +0.03 | 41 | 47 |
| #5 | Fatty_Clown | -0.62 | 53 | 61 |





