








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1714 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 451 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 125 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2728 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,843 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5502 | 22% |
| Smokes | 7272 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6627 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5442 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,333,323 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 409 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | GruenSchnabel | 48% | 27 |
| #4 | SPEED81 | 41% | 83 |
| #5 | KPL | 41% | 32 |
| #6 | -0PA- | 39% | 107 |
| #7 | FRUCHTPanda | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SPEED81 | 96 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #2 | GruenSchnabel | 61 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | BraziL mild | 52 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | KPL | 44 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | FRUCHTPanda | 37 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BraziL mild | +0.24 | 17 | 53 |
| #2 | GruenSchnabel | -0.04 | 37 | 76 |
| #3 | SPEED81 | -0.13 | 37 | 60 |
| #4 | .mrweber wa’ | -0.80 | 15 | 72 |
| #5 | KPL | -1.01 | 35 | 50 |





