








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 474 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 207 matches | ||
| Premier | 195 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4135 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,882 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7852 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6279 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6188 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5563 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $729,773 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4ktiv | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | azah. | 53% | 57 |
| #3 | Sway_Games | 50% | 44 |
| #4 | anon1g | 47% | 81 |
| #5 | ReaperOTG | 45% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4ktiv | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | azah. | 53% | 57 |
| #3 | Sway_Games | 50% | 44 |
| #4 | anon1g | 47% | 81 |
| #5 | ReaperOTG | 45% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | azah. | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | ReaperOTG | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | anon1g | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Sway_Games | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sway_Games | 186 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #2 | azah. | 149 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | anon1g | 134 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | ReaperOTG | 97 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | 4ktiv | 58 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | azah. | +3.27 | 78 | 58 |
| #2 | 4ktiv | +1.51 | 52 | 62 |
| #3 | ReaperOTG | +0.44 | 68 | 53 |
| #4 | pr0ximal | +0.09 | 64 | 73 |
| #5 | Sway_Games | -0.34 | 56 | 69 |





