








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 664 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Faceit | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4729 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,047 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6414 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5464 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4705 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4464 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $576,782 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DiscoDeRi | 62% | 73 |
| #2 | Iceyy | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | SkyFall | 53% | 258 |
| #4 | Koli #Karma | 53% | 193 |
| #5 | Saddan | 53% | 240 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heaven | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Saddan | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | SkyFall | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Koli #Karma | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | tOmmY | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkyFall | 903 | 0.16 | 26 min |
| #2 | Heaven | 663 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #3 | Saddan | 617 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #4 | Koli #Karma | 361 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #5 | tOmmY | 193 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heaven | +1.78 | 77 | 59 |
| #2 | DiscoDeRi | +1.64 | 78 | 59 |
| #3 | Iceyy | +1.15 | 79 | 61 |
| #4 | malice | +0.25 | 66 | 72 |
| #5 | tOmmY | +0.24 | 78 | 37 |





