








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 571 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 324 matches | ||
| Faceit | 241 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 140 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6682 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,377 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5687 | 23% |
| Smokes | 7301 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5092 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6297 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,656,626 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DiscoDeRi | 55% | 191 |
| #2 | mighty repooc | 55% | 51 |
| #3 | Saddan | 55% | 117 |
| #4 | Iceyy | 53% | 180 |
| #5 | malice | 53% | 193 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | malice | 53% | 193 |
| #6 | SkyFall | 52% | 634 |
| #7 | Heaven | 51% | 133 |
| #8 | tOmmY | 47% | 55 |
| #9 | Max | 47% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | malice | 11 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | SkyFall | 10 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Heaven | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | DiscoDeRi | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Saddan | 5 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkyFall | 1952 | 0.15 | 52 min |
| #2 | malice | 838 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #3 | Iceyy | 587 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #4 | DiscoDeRi | 445 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #5 | Heaven | 314 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heaven | +1.48 | 78 | 58 |
| #2 | Iceyy | +1.11 | 85 | 61 |
| #3 | DiscoDeRi | +0.58 | 71 | 61 |
| #4 | malice | +0.21 | 67 | 73 |
| #5 | mighty repooc | +0.19 | 63 | 61 |





