








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1111 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 529 matches | ||
| Premier | 100 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5959 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,348 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1472 | 18% |
| Smokes | 994 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 2772 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3110 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,132,411 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkyFall | 51% | 80 |
| #2 | Heaven | 51% | 143 |
| #3 | Saddan | 50% | 94 |
| #4 | malice | 50% | 138 |
| #5 | Koli #Karma | 47% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Heaven | 51% | 143 |
| #3 | Saddan | 50% | 94 |
| #4 | malice | 50% | 138 |
| #5 | Koli #Karma | 47% | 55 |
| #6 | Chedde | 42% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | malice | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Heaven | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Saddan | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | malice | 593 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #2 | Heaven | 308 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | SkyFall | 268 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #4 | Saddan | 227 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | Koli #Karma | 87 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tOmmY | +2.00 | 84 | 35 |
| #2 | Heaven | +1.23 | 77 | 59 |
| #3 | Chedde | +0.79 | 61 | 66 |
| #4 | Koli #Karma | +0.16 | 56 | 68 |
| #5 | Saddan | -0.25 | 61 | 71 |





