








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
320 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,056 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 337 | 32% |
| Smokes | 312 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 194 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 213 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $57,376 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r3dVirus | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | Brax. | 100% | 3 |
| #3 | KzR | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | ヒ素 one hand | 67% | 21 |
| #5 | _| FalkN. | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Madderose | +6.02 | 86 | 77 |
| #2 | r3dVirus | +4.94 | 90 | 42 |
| #3 | _| FalkN. | +4.23 | 58 | 72 |
| #4 | KzR | +3.09 | 70 | 56 |
| #5 | Eastpak - Madderose | +2.96 | 67 | 70 |





