








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 159 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
738 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,632 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 985 | 37% |
| Smokes | 732 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 393 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 522 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $214,854 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spede_ | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | Temi1337 | 78% | 9 |
| #3 | appuccino | 71% | 42 |
| #4 | Der#Ficker | 66% | 71 |
| #5 | Rap0wnzel | 65% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Temi1337 | 78% | 9 |
| #3 | appuccino | 71% | 42 |
| #4 | Der#Ficker | 66% | 71 |
| #5 | Rap0wnzel | 65% | 31 |
| #6 | MaXXimuS | 62% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaXXimuS | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Temi1337 | 1 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Der#Ficker | 261 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | MaXXimuS | 170 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | appuccino | 129 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | Rap0wnzel | 34 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Temi1337 | 20 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | appuccino | +2.58 | 77 | 70 |
| #2 | Der#Ficker | +0.77 | 73 | 71 |
| #3 | take2 | +0.35 | 73 | 66 |
| #4 | spede_ | +0.20 | 62 | 88 |
| #5 | MaXXimuS | +0.18 | 58 | 74 |





