








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 360 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Faceit | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2586 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,964 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5683 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4630 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2800 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2851 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $924,916 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suhari | 56% | 63 |
| #2 | INE | 54% | 97 |
| #3 | Unzales | 50% | 24 |
| #4 | KATUHAKKAAJA | 48% | 79 |
| #5 | Helsu | 46% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KATUHAKKAAJA | 8 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | RoX | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | INE | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | AkAntA | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | rappyla | 4 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | INE | +2.19 | 65 | 63 |
| #2 | Suhari | +1.85 | 82 | 76 |
| #3 | KATUHAKKAAJA | +0.97 | 69 | 70 |
| #4 | Koirnelo | +0.83 | 83 | 73 |
| #5 | rappyla | +0.69 | 59 | 67 |





