








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1413 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 391 matches | ||
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 157 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6217 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,790 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9179 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7725 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 10153 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 8733 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,540,678 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 472 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OCYAN | 62% | 63 |
| #2 | Ashy111g | 61% | 119 |
| #3 | Pinking | 61% | 147 |
| #4 | ritthback | 59% | 175 |
| #5 | AicoN | 57% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Ashy111g | 61% | 119 |
| #3 | Pinking | 61% | 147 |
| #4 | ritthback | 59% | 175 |
| #5 | AicoN | 57% | 137 |
| #6 | Stangbai Khadi | 51% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ritthback | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Pinking | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | AicoN | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Ashy111g | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Stangbai Khadi | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ritthback | 566 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #2 | Pinking | 460 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | Stangbai Khadi | 346 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #4 | OCYAN | 307 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #5 | AicoN | 302 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stangbai Khadi | +0.69 | 59 | 72 |
| #2 | Pinking | +0.43 | 62 | 67 |
| #3 | Fanatic | +0.34 | 68 | 74 |
| #4 | Ashy111g | +0.26 | 57 | 68 |
| #5 | AicoN | -0.09 | 54 | 70 |





