








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
893 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,602 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 523 | 20% |
| Smokes | 614 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 940 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 525 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $204,401 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LordKami | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | Ridik | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | sn1cee | 51% | 47 |
| #4 | MRV | 45% | 20 |
| #5 | naki`´ | 29% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Ridik | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | sn1cee | 51% | 47 |
| #4 | MRV | 45% | 20 |
| #5 | naki`´ | 29% | 21 |
| #6 | Das Finanzamt | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Das Finanzamt | 1 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sn1cee | 118 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | MRV | 65 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Das Finanzamt | 38 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | LordKami | 20 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | Ridik | 15 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sn1cee | +4.69 | 65 | 72 |
| #2 | LordKami | +2.50 | 21 | 74 |
| #3 | Das Finanzamt | +1.18 | 67 | 48 |
| #4 | 1XMP | SKR | -0.24 | 58 | 51 |
| #5 | naki`´ | -0.99 | 21 | 58 |





