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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2295 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,673 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1552 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2506 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2018 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1597 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,162,463 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 470 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ylisotajumala | 53% | 72 |
| #2 | Navanco | 50% | 64 |
| #3 | HAKAPEEK VeliPehmee | 50% | 111 |
| #4 | pili | 47% | 53 |
| #5 | Kermis™ | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Navanco | 50% | 64 |
| #3 | HAKAPEEK VeliPehmee | 50% | 111 |
| #4 | pili | 47% | 53 |
| #5 | Kermis™ | 41% | 17 |
| #6 | Miosti | 36% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ylisotajumala | 13 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | HAKAPEEK VeliPehmee | 10 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Navanco | 6 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | pili | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Miosti | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ylisotajumala | 245 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | Miosti | 197 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #3 | Navanco | 160 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | pili | 97 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | HAKAPEEK VeliPehmee | 53 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miosti | +2.97 | 61 | 76 |
| #2 | HAKAPEEK VeliPehmee | +1.84 | 46 | 45 |
| #3 | Kermis™ | +1.30 | 74 | 56 |
| #4 | Rasmuss | -0.38 | 60 | 55 |
| #5 | ylisotajumala | -0.61 | 42 | 59 |





