








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 543 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 408 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6220 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,556 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3347 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4394 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4126 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2689 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,903,495 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 294 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kermis™ | 52% | 280 |
| #2 | Navanco | 49% | 93 |
| #3 | Miosti | 49% | 228 |
| #4 | HAKAPEEK VeliPehmee | 49% | 274 |
| #5 | Rasmuss | 47% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kermis™ | +1.85 | 75 | 54 |
| #2 | Miosti | +0.95 | 58 | 74 |
| #3 | HAKAPEEK VeliPehmee | +0.94 | 47 | 32 |
| #4 | pili | -0.27 | 61 | 56 |
| #5 | Rasmuss | -0.63 | 61 | 49 |





