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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 685 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2371 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,152 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 518 | 12% |
| Smokes | 926 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1668 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 1040 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,123,415 of utility $257 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2307 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙬𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙩 | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Farid Flashbang | 64% | 126 |
| #3 | RakijaPapi | 61% | 57 |
| #4 | dan1l | 60% | 20 |
| #5 | S1lent | 54% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Farid Flashbang | 64% | 126 |
| #3 | RakijaPapi | 61% | 57 |
| #4 | dan1l | 60% | 20 |
| #5 | S1lent | 54% | 13 |
| #6 | Benim | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Farid Flashbang | 34 | 0.0132 |
| #2 | RakijaPapi | 8 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | Benim | 7 | 0.0145 |
| #4 | S1lent | 6 | 0.0228 |
| #5 | dan1l | 5 | 0.0116 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RakijaPapi | 205 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #2 | Farid Flashbang | 128 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | dan1l | 106 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #4 | Benim | 68 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | S1lent | 35 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dan1l | +4.67 | 90 | 72 |
| #2 | Big-Shaq | +2.87 | 72 | 33 |
| #3 | RakijaPapi | +2.09 | 64 | 56 |
| #4 | Farid Flashbang | +1.42 | 51 | 39 |
| #5 | S1lent | +0.64 | 68 | 19 |





