








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 348 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September






The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
515 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,765 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 107 | 6% |
| Smokes | 529 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 548 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 581 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $218,196 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 109 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Limpun Erkki | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Rikval | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Korvamato | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | SUKSI VITTUUN | 56% | 41 |
| #5 | nex bää | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Limpun Erkki | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Rikval | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Korvamato | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | SUKSI VITTUUN | 56% | 41 |
| #5 | nex bää | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nex bää | 3 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | Rikval | 1 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Korvamato | 1 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | Limpun Erkki | 1 | 0.0143 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nex bää | 69 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #2 | Rikval | 20 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #3 | SUKSI VITTUUN | 2 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| #4 | Korvamato | 2 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bideesuihku | +3.44 | 56 | 49 |
| #2 | Limpun Erkki | -0.53 | 31 | 51 |
| #3 | SUKSI VITTUUN | -1.33 | 28 | 11 |
| #4 | nex bää | -1.91 | 34 | 44 |
| #5 | Rikval | -2.52 | 50 | 45 |





