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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
25 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 12 | 48% |
| Molotovs | 3 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $50,600 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bideesuihku | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | Rikval | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | SUKSI VITTUUN | 36% | 11 |
| #4 | Westi | 33% | 6 |
| #5 | Juusto | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bideesuihku | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | Rikval | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | SUKSI VITTUUN | 36% | 11 |
| #4 | Westi | 33% | 6 |
| #5 | Juusto | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rikval | 9 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #2 | Westi | 6 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #3 | SUKSI VITTUUN | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bideesuihku | +6.04 | 28 | 42 |
| #2 | Juusto | +4.82 | 46 | 58 |
| #3 | Westi | +2.42 | 30 | 54 |
| #4 | SUKSI VITTUUN | -0.89 | 36 | 12 |
| #5 | Rikval | -2.02 | 62 | 42 |





