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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
71 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 170 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 28 | 16% |
| Smokes | 52 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 30 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 60 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $24,689 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kingy | 22% | 27 |
| #2 | sias | 21% | 28 |
| #3 | Cybornater100 | 18% | 11 |
| #4 | [FAZE] Gooner | 18% | 28 |
| #5 | Wizard Bull the Specialist | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Cybornater100 | 18% | 11 |
| #4 | [FAZE] Gooner | 18% | 28 |
| #5 | Wizard Bull the Specialist | 17% | 6 |
| #6 | Osama B0ng Ladin | 0% | 2 |
| #7 | samuel_hob | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [FAZE] Gooner | 11 | 0.0227 |
| #2 | Kingy | 11 | 0.0252 |
| #3 | Wizard Bull the Specialist | 3 | 0.0306 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sias | 46 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | Kingy | 21 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #3 | [FAZE] Gooner | 20 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | Cybornater100 | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | samuel_hob | 1 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [FAZE] Gooner | +3.55 | 23 | 20 |
| #2 | Wizard Bull the Specialist | +2.43 | 47 | 24 |
| #3 | Osama B0ng Ladin | +1.45 | 31 | 12 |
| #4 | sias | -1.04 | 32 | 34 |
| #5 | Kingy | -3.21 | 1 | 5 |





