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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 83 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
909 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 917 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 380 | 41% |
| Smokes | 163 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 229 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 145 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $188,961 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 656 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | samuel_hob | 41% | 22 |
| #2 | NoAim | 40% | 10 |
| #3 | sias | 34% | 97 |
| #4 | Wizard Bull the Specialist | 32% | 28 |
| #5 | [FAZE] Gooner | 31% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | sias | 34% | 97 |
| #4 | Wizard Bull the Specialist | 32% | 28 |
| #5 | [FAZE] Gooner | 31% | 94 |
| #6 | Cybornater100 | 30% | 46 |
| #7 | Manwell_loudpack | 22% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [FAZE] Gooner | 35 | 0.0195 |
| #2 | Wizard Bull the Specialist | 8 | 0.0143 |
| #3 | sias | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Cybornater100 | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Manwell_loudpack | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sias | 192 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | [FAZE] Gooner | 57 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | Wizard Bull the Specialist | 14 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Cybornater100 | 12 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | NoAim | 8 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wizard Bull the Specialist | +5.29 | 65 | 42 |
| #2 | NoAim | +5.12 | 67 | 18 |
| #3 | [FAZE] Gooner | +2.00 | 27 | 23 |
| #4 | sias | -1.63 | 36 | 32 |
| #5 | Cybornater100 | -2.84 | 12 | 9 |





