








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 335 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
958 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,066 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 875 | 29% |
| Smokes | 577 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1008 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 606 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $513,706 of utility $244 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 221 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿r01na♿ | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | Mongol Vika kuti osuu | 83% | 12 |
| #3 | Raoul Duke | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | HOBOHIISAA | 60% | 83 |
| #5 | TalonmiesAnnie | 58% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Raoul Duke | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | HOBOHIISAA | 60% | 83 |
| #5 | TalonmiesAnnie | 58% | 12 |
| #6 | Stimu | 49% | 47 |
| #7 | BilderbergNwo | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stimu | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | ♿r01na♿ | 2 | 0.0115 |
| #3 | HOBOHIISAA | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HOBOHIISAA | 126 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | Stimu | 64 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | ♿r01na♿ | 47 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #4 | Mongol Vika kuti osuu | 26 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | BilderbergNwo | 22 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿r01na♿ | +8.76 | 83 | 73 |
| #2 | Raoul Duke | +2.36 | 65 | 61 |
| #3 | NAPPINARICEE | +1.58 | 36 | 64 |
| #4 | Stimu | -0.06 | 61 | 50 |
| #5 | Mongol Vika kuti osuu | -0.44 | 16 | 40 |





