








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 228 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
357 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 849 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 74 | 9% |
| Smokes | 475 | 56% |
| HE Grenades | 43 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 257 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $415,325 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | HodenAmBoden88 | 40% | 106 |
| #6 | Horschtira | 38% | 29 |
| 29% | 17 | ||
| 29% | 7 | ||
| 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Horschtira | 15 | 0.0279 |
| #2 | HodenAmBoden88 | 10 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Tristan | 3 | 0.0061 |
| 3 | 0.0092 | ||
| #5 | xTrYLiKe TM | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Horschtira | 106 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #2 | xTrYLiKe TM | 86 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | 𝖝𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖞 | 61 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #4 | HodenAmBoden88 | 51 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | Tristan | 46 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖝𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖞 | +9.87 | 72 | 55 |
| #2 | xTrYLiKe TM | +5.93 | 54 | 42 |
| #3 | Tristan | +4.94 | 42 | 40 |
| #4 | Horschtira | +1.83 | 16 | 29 |
| +0.55 | 20 | 18 |





