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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 287 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
530 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 995 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 456 | 46% |
| Smokes | 362 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 44 | 4% |
| Molotovs | 133 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $275,054 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WeisseFrau | 4 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | HodenAmBoden88 | 3 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Horschtira | 3 | 0.0196 |
| #4 | vDxrlinq | 2 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖝𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖞 | +9.20 | 63 | 53 |
| #2 | vDxrlinq | +3.16 | 39 | 31 |
| #3 | Man Face | +2.54 | 30 | 9 |
| #4 | DR.mitHoden | +2.47 | 41 | 36 |
| #5 | Horschtira | +1.58 | 13 | 18 |





