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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 263 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
278 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 360 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 45 | 13% |
| Smokes | 109 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 158 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 48 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $118,088 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Project (next s1mple) | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | MartoxBOSS | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | xxxx | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | FloSty | 50% | 22 |
| #5 | gancho635 | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | MartoxBOSS | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | xxxx | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | FloSty | 50% | 22 |
| #5 | gancho635 | 42% | 12 |
| #6 | Project (next m0NESY) | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Project (next s1mple) | 5 | 0.0216 |
| #2 | FloSty | 4 | 0.0112 |
| #3 | gancho635 | 2 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | Project (next m0NESY) | 2 | 0.0132 |
| #5 | MartoxBOSS | 1 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FloSty | 17 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #2 | MartoxBOSS | 12 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #3 | Project (next s1mple) | 9 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | gancho635 | 4 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | Project (next m0NESY) | 3 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feisty! | +4.80 | 47 | 19 |
| #2 | FloSty | +1.43 | 25 | 25 |
| #3 | xxxx | +0.68 | 32 | 14 |
| #4 | gancho635 | +0.41 | 17 | 20 |
| #5 | Project (next s1mple) | -1.85 | 58 | 13 |





