








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
571 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 883 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 78 | 9% |
| Smokes | 133 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 468 | 53% |
| Molotovs | 204 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $255,659 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheKinzz | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Zorbz | 45% | 20 |
| #3 | YoungToon84 | 41% | 29 |
| #4 | UncleStabber | 41% | 59 |
| #5 | MilesRost | 35% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Zorbz | 45% | 20 |
| #3 | YoungToon84 | 41% | 29 |
| #4 | UncleStabber | 41% | 59 |
| #5 | MilesRost | 35% | 57 |
| #6 | ErikValhalla | 33% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ErikValhalla | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | UncleStabber | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | MilesRost | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Zorbz | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YoungToon84 | 54 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | UncleStabber | 28 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | MilesRost | 20 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | ErikValhalla | 19 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | TheKinzz | 5 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UncleStabber | +1.53 | 50 | 26 |
| #2 | YoungToon84 | +1.52 | 55 | 42 |
| #3 | TheKinzz | +0.80 | 55 | 46 |
| #4 | Zorbz | +0.67 | 50 | 30 |
| #5 | NytrixVane | -0.94 | 48 | 34 |





