








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 40 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
461 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 768 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 163 | 21% |
| Smokes | 140 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 240 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 225 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $155,277 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheKinzz | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | YoungToon84 | 45% | 20 |
| #3 | UncleStabber | 43% | 56 |
| #4 | Zorbz | 41% | 29 |
| #5 | MilesRost | 37% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | YoungToon84 | 45% | 20 |
| #3 | UncleStabber | 43% | 56 |
| #4 | Zorbz | 41% | 29 |
| #5 | MilesRost | 37% | 60 |
| #6 | NytrixVane | 33% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UncleStabber | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Zorbz | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | YoungToon84 | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YoungToon84 | 50 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #2 | MilesRost | 32 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | UncleStabber | 27 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | TheKinzz | 26 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | NytrixVane | 20 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YoungToon84 | +3.64 | 50 | 51 |
| #2 | TheKinzz | +2.32 | 51 | 68 |
| #3 | UncleStabber | +2.09 | 46 | 24 |
| #4 | Zorbz | +1.14 | 54 | 27 |
| #5 | NytrixVane | -1.80 | 49 | 35 |





