








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 76 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
396 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 906 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 165 | 18% |
| Smokes | 240 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 269 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 232 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $168,377 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sylverchino | 12 | 0.24 | 0 min |
| #2 | Carlos_Spicy_Wiener | 11 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #3 | =DadLif3=DJ | 6 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | nothanabobana | 3 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | Kilosen | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sylverchino | +7.67 | 82 | 38 |
| #2 | nothanabobana | +4.17 | 81 | 33 |
| #3 | Carlos_Spicy_Wiener | +2.29 | 56 | 56 |
| #4 | Silly Goose | +2.07 | 51 | 37 |
| #5 | =DadLif3=DJ | -1.87 | 16 | 59 |





