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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 306 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3256 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,942 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1304 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2293 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1582 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1763 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,891,613 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 621 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IT | STORM | 70% | 43 |
| #2 | IT | mannimitdembenz | 62% | 217 |
| #3 | KornKraft | 61% | 41 |
| #4 | IT | Zum | 54% | 52 |
| #5 | Zack.Verkacktツ | 53% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | SW | Nighty | 36% | 137 |
| #13 | >Freddy< | 33% | 39 |
| #14 | KarelPott | 31% | 42 |
| #15 | IT | Toxic-Vip3r | 30% | 77 |
| #16 | SW | MetHoS | 23% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GlitzerYoshi | 18 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | SW | Nighty | 13 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | VitaminSiuuuuu | 13 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | IT | mannimitdembenz | 12 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | KornKraft | 7 | 0.0092 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GlitzerYoshi | 344 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | SW | Nighty | 324 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | IT | mannimitdembenz | 292 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | IT | Toxic-Vip3r | 278 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | VitaminSiuuuuu | 267 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VitaminSiuuuuu | +8.07 | 87 | 62 |
| #2 | IT | mannimitdembenz | +6.06 | 84 | 44 |
| #3 | IT | Toxic-Vip3r | +3.36 | 57 | 65 |
| #4 | KornKraft | +3.23 | 42 | 60 |
| #5 | KarelPott | +2.49 | 58 | 72 |





