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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 509 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1077 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,612 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 409 | 25% |
| Smokes | 278 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 413 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 512 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $198,365 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 402 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pak | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | sigma hitori | 75% | 12 |
| #3 | Grucciii | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | 小心漂亮女人 | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | Kul_Skeleton | 60% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | 小心漂亮女人 | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | Kul_Skeleton | 60% | 30 |
| #6 | Chilzy | 53% | 17 |
| #7 | Tylian ⛟ | 50% | 8 |
| #8 | nikola_im | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sigma hitori | 12 | 0.0702 |
| #2 | Kul_Skeleton | 9 | 0.0190 |
| #3 | Chilzy | 2 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | Tylian ⛟ | 1 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | Pak | 1 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tylian ⛟ | 31 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| #2 | sigma hitori | 21 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #3 | Kul_Skeleton | 18 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Chilzy | 13 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | nikola_im | 13 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nr | +10.96 | 92 | 49 |
| #2 | sigma hitori | -1.33 | 53 | 34 |
| #3 | 小心漂亮女人 | -2.65 | 20 | 41 |
| #4 | Tylian ⛟ | -2.84 | 34 | 71 |
| #5 | Pak | -2.92 | 42 | 49 |





