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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2309 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,638 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 76 | 3% |
| Smokes | 671 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 816 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1075 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,110,674 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Jaquavius_McNugget | 54% | 50 |
| #4 | 小心漂亮女人 | 50% | 142 |
| #5 | きよしヅ | 45% | 51 |
| #6 | Lelouch | 42% | 76 |
| #7 | Doggie | 29% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doggie | +3.18 | 19 | 74 |
| #2 | きよしヅ | +2.79 | 49 | 23 |
| #3 | Jaquavius_McNugget | +1.09 | 34 | 44 |
| #4 | Lelouch | +0.14 | 31 | 51 |
| #5 | Grucciii | -0.25 | 13 | 21 |





