








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2581 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,309 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 633 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1391 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 845 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1440 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $454,480 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 615 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Lichmade | 50% | 36 |
| #11 | _Dav1d_ | 49% | 39 |
| #12 | ProPlayerArbi | 47% | 96 |
| #13 | Mangos | 42% | 12 |
| #14 | Mr.Thug! FRee PALISTIIINA CS.PRO | 29% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProPlayerArbi | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Fransuski. | 3 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Jerse | 2 | 0.0083 |
| #4 | Lichmade | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | [~AJ~]GaF | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProPlayerArbi | 182 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | Lichmade | 79 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | _Dav1d_ | 69 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Vangetti | 60 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jerse | 50 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rainer mit AI | +3.71 | 88 | 45 |
| #2 | Ulero_G | +3.27 | 83 | 41 |
| #3 | ProPlayerArbi | +1.89 | 78 | 53 |
| #4 | Vangetti | +1.76 | 71 | 59 |
| #5 | Fransuski. | +0.29 | 37 | 51 |





