








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 269 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
906 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,281 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 459 | 20% |
| Smokes | 603 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 574 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 645 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $742,475 of utility $306 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ti fakeeess | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | Rúben | 51% | 43 |
| #3 | MJ.R!t0!! | 47% | 88 |
| #4 | brunofap | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ti fakeeess | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | Rúben | 51% | 43 |
| #3 | MJ.R!t0!! | 47% | 88 |
| #4 | brunofap | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rúben | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | MJ.R!t0!! | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | brunofap | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MJ.R!t0!! | 240 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | Rúben | 204 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #3 | brunofap | 54 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | ti fakeeess | 45 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MJ.R!t0!! | +2.10 | 63 | 55 |
| #2 | ti fakeeess | +1.40 | 81 | 72 |
| #3 | brunofap | +0.55 | 57 | 54 |
| #4 | Rúben | +0.52 | 65 | 52 |
| #5 | Montanelas8215 | +0.11 | 49 | 49 |





