








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 337 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1239 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,484 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 445 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1212 | 49% |
| HE Grenades | 364 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 463 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $762,886 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 302 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quipa | 56% | 100 |
| #2 | MrNES | 56% | 27 |
| #3 | erdie690 | 49% | 240 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quipa | 56% | 100 |
| #2 | MrNES | 56% | 27 |
| #3 | erdie690 | 49% | 240 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quipa | 21 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | erdie690 | 14 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | MrNES | 2 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erdie690 | 719 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #2 | Quipa | 336 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | MrNES | 56 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erdie690 | +4.58 | 70 | 54 |
| #2 | Quipa | +3.76 | 47 | 41 |
| #3 | MrNES | -4.88 | 4 | 30 |
| #4 | KeinUngarer | -4.91 | 19 | 19 |





