








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1951 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 100 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4868 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,704 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4018 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3614 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3676 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3396 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,591,171 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 627 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quipa | 61% | 188 |
| #2 | KeinUngarer | 49% | 240 |
| #3 | MrNES | 44% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quipa | 61% | 188 |
| #2 | KeinUngarer | 49% | 240 |
| #3 | MrNES | 44% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quipa | 34 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | KeinUngarer | 20 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | MrNES | 4 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quipa | 642 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #2 | KeinUngarer | 161 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #3 | MrNES | 71 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erdie690 | +3.94 | 69 | 53 |
| #2 | Quipa | +3.36 | 44 | 41 |
| #3 | KeinUngarer | -4.79 | 19 | 21 |
| #4 | MrNES | -5.64 | 3 | 28 |





