








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 645 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 416 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 117 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5359 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,995 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3364 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5896 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 4239 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1496 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,752,750 of utility $259 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1410 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smartsyy | 59% | 27 |
| #2 | ✪ Aur0s | 51% | 142 |
| #3 | LSXThis | 47% | 140 |
| #4 | Tyler The Man | 47% | 58 |
| #5 | freeman | 46% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | freeman | 367 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #2 | ✪ Aur0s | 307 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | LSXThis | 174 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | smartsyy | 155 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| #5 | DINGLEDANG | 99 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scorpion[Ѻ] | +2.93 | 49 | 69 |
| #2 | smartsyy | +0.65 | 60 | 75 |
| #3 | Tyler The Man | +0.63 | 34 | 52 |
| #4 | DINGLEDANG | +0.19 | 37 | 52 |
| #5 | ✪ Aur0s | -0.11 | 61 | 61 |





