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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
223 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 616 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 127 | 21% |
| Smokes | 146 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 266 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 77 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $122,446 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Faari | 50% | 20 |
| #7 | KetamineAddictedSentientFrog | 38% | 8 |
| #8 | Agres37 | 33% | 3 |
| #9 | Aleksi | 33% | 6 |
| #10 | LENNU | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Faari | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Kusimulju | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Faari | 59 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | Kusimulju | 48 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | SormiMerkkiSenpai | 30 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | KetamineAddictedSentientFrog | 18 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | Aleksi | 15 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rasismin tukija | +6.73 | 75 | 36 |
| #2 | Johni | +5.21 | 69 | 50 |
| #3 | Aleksi | +3.52 | 67 | 61 |
| #4 | KetamineAddictedSentientFrog | +1.84 | 66 | 55 |
| #5 | Faari | +0.60 | 49 | 42 |





