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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 433 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1603 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,212 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 451 | 11% |
| Smokes | 1562 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 917 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1282 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $397,672 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 306 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Ghost | 15 | 0.0421 |
| #2 | zirkules | 13 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | Maui | 11 | 0.0115 |
| #4 | HoldenTudix | 10 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | calvin | 5 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zirkules | 118 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #2 | calvin | 102 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | cancer | 82 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | ✪ Ghost | 62 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | Maui | 39 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Ghost | +9.72 | 92 | 58 |
| #2 | Maui | +4.16 | 66 | 31 |
| #3 | HoldenTudix | +3.27 | 64 | 20 |
| #4 | calvin | +2.86 | 73 | 49 |
| #5 | cancer | +2.84 | 61 | 58 |





