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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3030 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,052 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 103 | 3% |
| Smokes | 568 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1304 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 1077 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,231,639 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 375 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | calvin | 500 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #2 | cancer | 150 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | ✪ Ghost | 108 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | Maui | 86 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | zirkules | 84 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Ghost | +8.28 | 89 | 52 |
| #2 | Maui | +4.10 | 66 | 33 |
| #3 | calvin | +3.19 | 81 | 61 |
| #4 | HoldenTudix | +2.49 | 65 | 20 |
| #5 | cancer | +1.83 | 53 | 58 |





