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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
462 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,147 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 342 | 16% |
| Smokes | 288 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 873 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 644 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $196,193 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xr1l | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | Accel | 52% | 77 |
| #3 | Zed | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | Leo | 49% | 67 |
| #5 | IBraad91 | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IBraad91 | 121 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #2 | Zed | 42 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | Xr1l | 41 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | Accel | 40 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Leo | 34 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xr1l | +3.89 | 48 | 33 |
| #2 | IBraad91 | +1.38 | 39 | 58 |
| #3 | Leo | +1.01 | 27 | 27 |
| #4 | Zed | +0.73 | 42 | 57 |
| #5 | Accel | +0.14 | 47 | 48 |





