








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1495 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4424 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,212 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2766 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3181 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2721 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2544 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $324,910 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3417 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trendd | 382 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #2 | nyyh nyyh | 118 | 0.35 | 2 min |
| #3 | aaaaaa aaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa | 84 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #4 | -_PERCS_- | 51 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | LERRSSSI!!! | 51 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aaaaaa aaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa | +8.84 | 87 | 68 |
| #2 | trendd | +5.31 | 89 | 59 |
| #3 | 76561199836961152 | +5.12 | 91 | 55 |
| #4 | nyyh nyyh | +3.51 | 87 | 41 |
| #5 | LERRSSSI!!! | +0.32 | 82 | 48 |





