








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2582 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 282 matches | ||
| Premier | 272 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




134 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5337 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,748 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5216 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1033 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 4386 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4113 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,068,922 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 811 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EDBARS bambalis 2013 | 43% | 86 |
| #2 | Latvietis | .:Error:. | 42% | 243 |
| #3 | VH|RUMPELAKUNGS | 40% | 52 |
| #4 | Gameover2090 | 34% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EDBARS bambalis 2013 | 43% | 86 |
| #2 | Latvietis | .:Error:. | 42% | 243 |
| #3 | VH|RUMPELAKUNGS | 40% | 52 |
| #4 | Gameover2090 | 34% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Latvietis | .:Error:. | 80 | 0.0190 |
| #2 | EDBARS bambalis 2013 | 12 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | Gameover2090 | 10 | 0.0096 |
| #4 | VH|RUMPELAKUNGS | 5 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Latvietis | .:Error:. | 336 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #2 | VH|RUMPELAKUNGS | 135 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Gameover2090 | 101 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | EDBARS bambalis 2013 | 7 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EDBARS bambalis 2013 | +3.21 | 45 | 7 |
| #2 | Latvietis | .:Error:. | +1.06 | 30 | 42 |
| #3 | Gameover2090 | -0.04 | 18 | 32 |
| #4 | γΊγ¬γγ―γΉγ¬γγ« | -0.37 | 58 | 47 |
| #5 | VH|RUMPELAKUNGS | -5.68 | 2 | 48 |





