








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3542 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 531 matches | ||
| Premier | 352 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 260 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




310 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10832 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,441 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5328 | 22% |
| Smokes | 7804 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 5744 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5565 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,821,189 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6294 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peeker- | 51% | 145 |
| #2 | VH|RUMPELAKUNGS | 43% | 98 |
| #3 | γΊγ¬γγ―γΉγ¬γγ« | 42% | 243 |
| #4 | Gameover2090 | 39% | 98 |
| #5 | MUXIS | 36% | 168 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peeker- | +3.69 | 71 | 37 |
| #2 | Latvietis | .:Error:. | +1.38 | 39 | 44 |
| #3 | MUXIS | +1.24 | 47 | 42 |
| #4 | Gameover2090 | +0.10 | 21 | 39 |
| #5 | γΊγ¬γγ―γΉγ¬γγ« | -0.05 | 66 | 49 |





