








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 912 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Wingman | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




146 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4710 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,494 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3995 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2038 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 2995 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3466 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,904,931 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3866 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scolteris | 57% | 243 |
| #2 | L0uliX | 56% | 204 |
| #3 | broken sigma | 52% | 154 |
| #4 | MFDOOMEnjoyer24 | 51% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scolteris | 57% | 243 |
| #2 | L0uliX | 56% | 204 |
| #3 | broken sigma | 52% | 154 |
| #4 | MFDOOMEnjoyer24 | 51% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | broken sigma | 42 | 0.0152 |
| #2 | L0uliX | 23 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | Scolteris | 12 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | MFDOOMEnjoyer24 | 11 | 0.0103 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | broken sigma | 576 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #2 | L0uliX | 329 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | Scolteris | 240 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | MFDOOMEnjoyer24 | 161 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | broken sigma | +2.32 | 55 | 45 |
| #2 | Scolteris | +1.06 | 42 | 28 |
| #3 | ArthurTheRetard | +0.65 | 59 | 53 |
| #4 | L0uliX | +0.63 | 69 | 40 |
| #5 | MFDOOMEnjoyer24 | -0.17 | 36 | 39 |





