








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 409 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 119 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1324 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,148 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1662 | 40% |
| Smokes | 866 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1178 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 442 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $706,947 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 219 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L0uliX | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | Scolteris | 52% | 69 |
| #3 | ArthurTheRetard | 51% | 57 |
| #4 | broken sigma | 44% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L0uliX | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | Scolteris | 52% | 69 |
| #3 | ArthurTheRetard | 51% | 57 |
| #4 | broken sigma | 44% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ArthurTheRetard | 31 | 0.0285 |
| #2 | broken sigma | 30 | 0.0251 |
| #3 | Scolteris | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | L0uliX | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | broken sigma | 253 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #2 | ArthurTheRetard | 154 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Scolteris | 76 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | L0uliX | 33 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | broken sigma | +5.56 | 63 | 43 |
| #2 | Scolteris | +3.55 | 42 | 28 |
| #3 | L0uliX | +1.13 | 53 | 28 |
| #4 | ArthurTheRetard | +0.05 | 52 | 53 |
| #5 | MFDOOMEnjoyer24 | -1.28 | 37 | 38 |





