








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 240 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 257 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1872 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,289 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 808 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1297 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 921 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2263 | 43% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,649,350 of utility $279 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 605 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YoungAcey Never Broke Again | 53% | 53 |
| #2 | Skovl_v2k | 51% | 63 |
| #3 | Flazh | 46% | 138 |
| #4 | BF | 45% | 134 |
| #5 | LANGE | 42% | 396 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LANGE | 278 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #2 | BF | 265 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | YoungAcey Never Broke Again | 235 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #4 | Skovl_v2k | 153 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | ThOz-DK | 69 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YoungAcey Never Broke Again | +9.14 | 87 | 68 |
| #2 | Skovl_v2k | +7.06 | 56 | 60 |
| #3 | ZodiacDk | +3.50 | 48 | 69 |
| #4 | Kagemand | +2.45 | 28 | 58 |
| #5 | ThOz-DK | +0.59 | 35 | 63 |





