








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 626 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 176 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1517 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,707 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 474 | 10% |
| Smokes | 592 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 2041 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 1600 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,468,617 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YoungAcey Never Broke Again | 65% | 46 |
| #2 | Sniff | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | Dare | 50% | 24 |
| #4 | BF | 50% | 118 |
| #5 | ⓕⓞⓧⓨ | 46% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LANGE | 259 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #2 | YoungAcey Never Broke Again | 216 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #3 | BF | 198 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Skovl_v2k | 116 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | ThOz-DK | 88 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YoungAcey Never Broke Again | +9.13 | 86 | 69 |
| #2 | Skovl_v2k | +6.56 | 63 | 53 |
| #3 | ZodiacDk | +5.12 | 53 | 67 |
| #4 | Sniff | +3.98 | 10 | 60 |
| #5 | Kagemand | +3.59 | 32 | 52 |





