








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 390 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1893 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,058 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 885 | 17% |
| Smokes | 946 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1496 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1731 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $990,367 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 660 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oGronlie | 36 | 0.0147 |
| #2 | MatteR ☕ | 21 | 0.0341 |
| #3 | V4GU5 | 20 | 0.0362 |
| #4 | Lionel Fessi | 13 | 0.0322 |
| #5 | President thunderdick 129cm | 8 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lionel Fessi | +6.38 | 84 | 44 |
| #2 | oGronlie | +6.37 | 88 | 45 |
| #3 | MatteR ☕ | +6.35 | 92 | 61 |
| #4 | V4GU5 | +1.57 | 73 | 45 |
| #5 | President thunderdick 129cm | +0.35 | 29 | 48 |





