








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 538 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 411 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2830 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,009 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2048 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3253 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2198 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3510 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,201,515 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1518 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ROBSTERLOBSTER | 55% | 73 |
| #2 | 𝓗𝓨𝓟𝓝𝓞 | 53% | 57 |
| #3 | Kyro | 49% | 373 |
| #4 | Pief Chen | 48% | 99 |
| #5 | Mein Konyn | 48% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Kyro | 49% | 373 |
| #4 | Pief Chen | 48% | 99 |
| #5 | Mein Konyn | 48% | 27 |
| #6 | DR3B | 44% | 111 |
| #7 | Sinities | 42% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kyro | 12 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Pief Chen | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Sinities | 4 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | ROBSTERLOBSTER | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | DR3B | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kyro | 674 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #2 | 𝓗𝓨𝓟𝓝𝓞 | 245 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #3 | DR3B | 195 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Pief Chen | 79 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | ROBSTERLOBSTER | 78 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓗𝓨𝓟𝓝𝓞 | +3.06 | 45 | 75 |
| #2 | Sinities | +1.27 | 71 | 36 |
| #3 | DR3B | +0.83 | 42 | 41 |
| #4 | ROBSTERLOBSTER | +0.58 | 26 | 39 |
| #5 | Kyro | +0.23 | 35 | 40 |





